I went backstage to take a nap and 20 minutes after trying to doze off I opened my eyes and I hallucinated a guy standing above me who told me a proverb about laziness, something like “The ants work hard, and the lazy grasshoppers will die.” I thought God was telling me I should do my homework, but then I apparently knew that proverb so figured it was just my imagination. I fell asleep and woke up with a boxelder bug on my face! I left and returned 30 minutes later to go to work and yelled at Anna “No!” when she said hi to me, but have no recollection of it.
My conclusion: BOXELDER BUGS ARE EVIL!!! (and potentially hallucinogenic)
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